We are living in a Tom Clancy novel

Check the headlines.
Oil spill.
Top general retires.
Iranian nuclear scientist defects.
Fedor loses.
Russian spy ring busted (with a hot chick no less!)
Hurricane.

The only logical explanation is that an Iranian plant sabotaged the oil rig, then disappeared. The Russian spy network got wind of this, and informed Putin. Putin tells Obama, who needs general McKrystal to lead the black op team with team leader Fedor Emelianenko (who had to throw the fight so his firing hand would be healthy). They kidnap an Iranian nuclear scientist that gives the location of a submarine base. Meanwhile, a hurricane is forming. The spy ring is rounded up for their own protection and they are made to look inept. The spec ops team raids the Iranian sub base and realizes the sub they are hunting has nukes. The Russians realize that they sold one of their nuclear subs to the Iranians back in the Cold War.

They are currently racing across the Atlantic for a submarine battle in the oil filled gulf desperately hoping to stop the first strike in World war 3. Fedor and McKrystal will lead a squad of navy seals against the Iranian agents holed up in the French Quarter of New Orleans who originally sabotaged the well, and since no one can know they will drop them into the burning oil (the submarine battle will have ignited the well so a giant stream of fire will be immolating all of the oil). They will then swim to the distracted Iranian sub, get inside and kill everyone, then use the nuke to seal the spill.

Good Times.